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Or wrote it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKnit-look design printed on a crewneck sweatshirt (it looks like a knit sweater, but it is a soft printed sweatshirt)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 18000 heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt, classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8 oz, pre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs and hem with spandex; double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Navy, Forest Green, Red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic unisex fit, true to size. Size up for a roomier, layer-over-a-tee fit. Measurements are in the size guide below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e Every JollyDink item is printed to order in the USA, usually in 2 to 5 business days, then ships. Standard U.S. delivery is about 5 to 9 business days in total. Flat $5.95 U.S. shipping, free on orders of $59 or more. 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